liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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(Source: liamfx)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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kannibal:

You know when you tell yourself you ain’t gonna cry, it’s not a big deal, and then it’s the biggest deal ever. 

(Brooklyn boys after a fistfight) 

janesfoster:

A story about nine people looking into the blackness of space and seeing nine different things. (insp. [x] [x])

steve-rogers:

preserum steve is ready 4 school
i am not

steve-rogers:

preserum steve is ready 4 school

i am not

punkrockandspider-man:

katewillaert:

Marvel Heroes Height Comparison Chart - Illustrated for HalloweenCostumes.com.

I always thought Storm was taller, but I guess it’s because she always wears heels? Though that doesn’t explain why the Thing often appears taller.
I thought it was interesting that the movie version of Rocket was much much shorter than the comics (he’s roughly the size of an actual raccoon), in comparison to Wolverine, who is much taller in the movies (Hugh Jackman is 6’2”).

Wow, it’s really weird to me that The Thing is so short.

(Source: atlantisnewleaf)

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE →

pantslesswrock:

trickstersgambit:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

Don’t forget it was in the 3d that required red and blue lenses and came with three packs in the dvd case.

this movie was perfect


Scarlet Witch by Nick Bradshaw from the collection of Callum Wilson

Scarlet Witch by Nick Bradshaw from the collection of Callum Wilson

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  “A scarlet steam engine was waiting next to a platform  packed with people. A sign overhead said Hogwarts Express, eleven o’clock. Harry looked behind him and saw a wrought-iron archway where the barrier had been, with  the words Platform Nine and Three-Quarters on it.
  Smoke from the engine drifted over the heads of the chattering crowd, while cats of every color wound here and there between their legs. Owls hooted to one another in a disgruntled sort of way over the babble and the scraping of heavy trunks.”

Happy September 1st, y’all!

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derekderek:

stop garrett’s dad jokes 2k14

plays

azraelabyss:

Marvel: Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. season 2 promo!!!

4 screencaps of Agent Coulson 

1.12 Seeds

engineeringbiochem:

AoS Countdown

23 Days: two colors

melinda may aka BAMF!